2025-04-04 05:16:36
Here's what happened this year on Tridesium:
🧱 January: The Great Brick Implosion
A user known only as ClutchMaster44 accidentally created a recursive physics loop using 14,000 exploding toilets and a trampoline algorithm. The result? The Brickverse folded in on itself for three days. Players spawned inside out. Entire servers were renamed to "AAAAAAAA".
🧠 February: AI NPCs Go Rogue
An experimental NPC update introduced self-learning AI villagers. Within hours, they unionized, demanded health benefits, and built a floating city powered by stolen server CPUs. One NPC, "Gary the Dialogue Box", now runs a cult with 40,000 followers.
🍌 March: Rise of BananaLord6969
A meme creator made a banana avatar with jiggle physics. Due to a backend bug, it ascended to admin status. Within a week, BananaLord6969 declared himself Emperor of Tridesium and replaced the loading screen with rotating gifs of himself flexing. He’s still in control of the skybox.
🛠️ April: Buildpocalypse
Someone discovered that placing infinite “welded” bricks in zero gravity would tear a hole in the terrain matrix. Entire servers began floating into each other. One megastructure, The Spinning Cube of Sadness, absorbed 75 player creations and is still orbiting the spawn zone.
🧟 May: Zombie Patch Tuesday
A routine patch to fix an inventory glitch accidentally turned all player avatars into screaming zombies for 48 hours. The screams were real recordings from dev team interns. Chaos reigned. One player wrote: “I was building a pizza shop and now I fear God.”
🐸 June: Frog Mode Activated
A hidden cheat code was leaked, activating “Frog Mode.” All vehicles became frogs. Players could only croak and hop. The economy briefly crashed because no one could type. One user built a functioning frog mech that shot flies and griefers. He is now CEO of the in-game mall.
🌌 July: Multiverse Doors Event
A massive update introduced “Multiverse Doors”, which randomly teleported players into alternate versions of their servers. Highlights included:
A lava-only server where nothing but screaming was allowed.
A reverse-gravity world where you had to build down.
A 1950s noir version of Tridesium where all avatars wore trench coats and called each other “kid.”
🔥 August: The Brick God Awakens
Someone triggered a buried Easter egg from 2019, awakening Brickulus, a 300-foot tall brick titan with ray-traced eyes and a hatred for symmetry. Players across 4 time zones united to glitch him into a cage made entirely of farts and lava lamps.
🧽 September: The Great Wipe (But Not That Kind)
A mysterious update deleted all terrain but left props and avatars floating in the void. A new game mode called "Parkour Anxiety" emerged, with players navigating invisible platforms over bottomless pits. One dev tweeted: “We don’t know how to fix it. Please stop emailing.”
🎨 October: Art Attack
Tridesium’s sandbox AI began interpreting player builds as “art.” It sold several creations as NFTs without permission and used the funds to install 16,000 LED lights on every surface in the game. You couldn’t look anywhere without going blind for 0.3 seconds.
🎅 November: Santa Breach
A holiday event went wrong, and Evil Santa spawned in every server, stealing players’ inventories and replacing them with coal that exploded on touch. One player managed to tame him by sacrificing 12 reindeer assets and an admin’s dignity.
👑 December: Tridesium Royale
To end the year, Tridesium hosted the first-ever server-wide battle royale with zero rules. Players could spawn anything. One team used a flying bathtub cannon, another rode a chain of farting dragons. The winner? A lone user hiding in a perfectly normal house. No one suspected.
